That's right kids... they're back!! They taste great... they're less filling.. and they're still full of shit, it's the one and only BFF Show. This episode of The BFF Show may change, even save, your life. Not only do we discuss the potential racism of a fast food mascot for the last 50 years... we dedicate this show to the only thing that a black Canadian and a midwestern redneck have in common, of course this one's all about fried chicken. It seems that KFC is test marketing a drive thru heart attack. They have selected the fine folks of Rhode Island and Nebraska as their victims...uh... test panel. As luck has it, Mikey lives in Nebraska.... so he was the poor bastard who got to try the above pictured "KFC Double Down" Your BFFs seem to enjoy the health food... as Mikey prepares to eat a chicken, cheese, bacon and chicken sandwich, Sean J introduces a new McDonalds menu item...Egg McEgg? We also learn that not everything in Canada is covered in gravy, mayo, or cheese curds. Song- "My KFC Girl" by Floyd's Garage It's common knowledge that a certain Colonel was a slave owner, but your BFFs may have uncovered evidence of pedophilia as well. Anyhow.... after a discussion of the 7 secret herbs and spices, including paprika, slave blood, and love... we learn of the excellent customer service record of KFC. Studies show that they're at the top of the list. Chicks with mustaches are ok... but back fur and goatees are over the line. And ladies and gentlemen..... it's sandwich time. From this point on, Mikey does the show with a mouthful of chicken boob. Not saying that's anything unusual, we just acknowledge it this time. Of course we want to push it to the limit, Sean J offers up $100 for Mikey to gorge himself on these things, in his back yard, naked.... most likely 100 Canadian. Oh... the Colonel stole my clothes and called me Toby. Song: "A Chicken Ain't Nothing But a Bird" by Cab Calloway Mikey, aka "Captain Health", used to be a slow food salesman... his best seller, Plantation Fried Chicken, narrowly beating out Mammie's. He spends the rest of the show bitching about his left side going numb. What a Chapostard. We announce the formation of a new fan club of sorts... The BFF BS Brigade. Want to become a member... leave us a voice mail and you're in. The listener question: What band do you think rocked in the 70s but sucked ass in the 80s? Stick around for the after show "bonus material" to see the aftermath of the artery clogger... and hear a great sthong. Contact Us: * Email: BFFshow@gmail.com * Twitter: Twitter.com/TheBFFShow * Voicemail: (206) 350-1358

[ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:32:17 -0600 ]

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