Welcome back to another BFF Show! Sorry for the hiatus last week, but I (Sean) have been in the process of moving from Calgary to Edmonton and Mikey was crying in his blankie over another breakup, or something. i don't know - I really don't pay attention. Let me just start this show off by saying how much I love podcasters - the sights, the smells, the social behavior - they're really great people. Coming from an racist, woman-hating homophobe like myself, that's saying something. Here's a tip for the kids out there: when you move from one city to another, make sure you have a place to live. Oh, and pothead internet installers can get you deals on PVRs... and Boxer beer gives you the shits... and always hide the files on your desktop. the BFF Show's own superfan, Brent, calls in to relay a story about some C who rejected him in high school and now - after her life has gone down the toilet - wants to be his Facebook friend. This leads Mikey and myself into a few stories of love lost. Including my Jr. High crush. Song #1 - Supersuckers - Bubblegum and Beer Some dope called 911 three times to complain about her service at McDonalds. These calls come up every once in a while, and the caller never looks good. Enjoy your McDouble, fatty! What does Mikey have in common with the McDonald's lady? And who's this guy? Brent calls in again to tell us that he gives The BFF Show two listens - which I would recommend to anyone. The first listen is to hear his own voicemail. The second is to enjoy the genius opinions of yours truly... oh, and Mikey. Song #2 - Freestyle Fellowship - Cornbread Mikey found a story about a kid who was forced to eat food out of a trashcan. When I was in high school, I took a huge bite out of some cafeteria fried chicken and blood squirted out. Mikey thinks there should be a global ban on chicken. Being a self-respecting black man who loves all forms of chicken, I can't fully commit to that, but I'm willing to be entertained by the thought. Hey! Look who's calling in. It's Brent. I really think we need to get some more fans (206) 350-4452. On to the competition - It looks like two ghetto beauties have started a BFF Show franchise. Well, since we're equal opportunists on The [original] BFF show, we'd like to extend the olive branch. Erika and Ashley, if you're out there, contact us at bffshow@gmail.com and we'll do a joint show. Song #3 - Cody ChesnuTT - Upstarts in a Blowout I recently noticed that a friend of mine has had a lot of plastic surgery on her face - which is a shame, because she was such a pretty woman, naturally. Ah, well. Looks like another one of these is in the making. Brent calls... again... I just want to state again, for the record, I love podcasters. Song #4 - Dropkick Murphys - Tessie Apparently, Bob Dylan stinks. So much, in fact, that his neighbours are complaining. It's like a petrie dish of communal waste, and I think it should be in the Smithsonian. Song #5 - Charles Wright - Do Your Thing That's it for the marathon show, kids. Remember to join the acebook group and add us as a friend on Twitter! - BFF

[ Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:47:00 -0600 ]

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