Hi boys and girls, It's Mikey... the cute BFF, here with your show notes for episode 10. Sean J starts this one off with a bang, ranting on how he hates podcasters, vid casters, rapid regurgitators, smarmy wonky eyes, and groundhog donkey punches. He also advocates the random flashing of politicians..especially Mitt Romney. In the wake of a BFF Show coffee disaster... we break to Hot Rod Lincoln by Commander Cody Sean has a cup of camping coffee that tastes like shit... no seriously.... We somehow wander into a conversation about smurfs... to sum it up, here's what the smurfs taught the BFF Show: 1. Women start out evil and it's up to men to make them good... and 2. Anything black is evil. After that we need something..... how about some Pills by The Last Poets Following the song, we have a voice mail from Brent from Gapage. I support his mission to give Sean J shit. Remember... he's the easy target on the BFF Show. I know how to make molotovs. Sean has found a list of the top 10 worst ways to end a relationship/break up. Much to my suprise I had done 8 of these things. I figured I would score a perfect 10. Maybe our female BFFs can chime in on the voicemail line- (206) 350-1358... let us know about all the shitty ways you've been dumped. Please don't mention my name if it was me.... As a great follow up we have former Stray Cats bassist Lee Rocker with Crazy When She Drinks. A local Nebraska man is doing us proud... seems he had a high strung cat that liked to bite him... so he made a bong that looks like a ghostbuster's trap so the cat could share a bud with him. I think that Sean J, myself, and the deptys in the Lincoln area agree, animal abuse isn't funny... and neither are newscasters. If your cat is high strung, grab some beert and be jammage. Somehow, after the lesion club and Sean shares memories of late nights with the New Kids on the Block, we talk about Tracy Morgan. I think he's annoying, and I'm sure Sean wants to give him a handjob. Inside jokes are the best....Shucky Ducky Quack Quack. Time for a break.... Sean needs more coffee. Here's ABC's by K'Naan. Listener participation time.... The voice mail topics are: shitty break ups and who would win in a gang fight, Menudo or New Edition. You can use any combination of members of either band, even Ronnie Devoe aka Lizra. Be careful.... I think he's a biter. To wrap up this show, we discuss a video we recently watched. It seems back in late 08 in the Seattle area a naughty little 15 year old girl went for a joy ride and ended up getting a beat down by some big bad cops. This is no ordnary beat down...it's pretty brutal. I mean, I'm sure I could take it, but Sean J would be crying like Nancy Karrigan. Anyhow.... we'll post the vids and you can decide if this little girl deserved what she got. Keep in mind she may have had bomb shoes. Just when you thought the show was over and we were fucking loony for making up stupid ass words, you get the bonus footage that lets you in on our little jokes. See... we weren't smoking gay weed and drinking beert. Thanks for joining us for yet another hour of shit and fabricated facts. Don't forget to join our network over at www.thebffshow.com . You can interact with your hosts and other listeners and help mold this show. Come on....we need somebody else to blame for this crap. - Mikey Forum Topic: Who picked that song?? Try to guess if it was Mikey or Sean J that picked the song. Voice Mail Topics (206) 350-1358 : Who would win- Menudo or New Edition? What's the shittiest way you've been dumped?

[ Sat, 07 Mar 2009 13:56:22 -0700 ]

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