On the docket this week: -Our Clever Dragonball Pun (Because We Couldn't Actually Come Up With One) -The U.S. Just Got a Brazilian -New Gitmo Prosecutors Selected from Flight Attendants -A Little Birdie Killed Me We open by speaking in Shatner, comment on the instability of both your hosts and their houses, and speculate on Soundwave as a Decepticon sex toy. Ultra Magnus also stumps for Cialis. We then get on topic by discussing the trailer for Dragonball: Evolution. The general consensus seems to be that it might actually be okay, given the cast. We also hop back and state that we might all want to see Underworld: Rise of the Lycans. Back on topic, we go back into the cartoon version of Dragonball and offer up our various complaints. This leads to Sanguinist's ranking system for watching his zombie movie collection, mention of the release date for the revamped Friday the 13th, and we mention that the Watchmen legal battle is finally over. We close this topic out by mentioning that My Name Is Bruce has been released on DVD. Go buy it; Bruce Campbell needs to eat. Tony the Tiger Bomber and his Sugar Frosted Jihad Flakes sponsors a discussion about how some flight attendants have abused the powers given to them under the Patriot Act. Listen and fear, kids. To lighten the mood, we then bring up how truly multi-purpose SPAM is; it waterproofs, protects against vampire attacks, disrupts angry spirits, proves that there are things from other dimensions, and, in a real pinch, can be eaten. The show gets interrupted when Largo gets attacked by his Spazmocat, who tries to substitute her ass for the microphone. We get back on topic by giving props to President Obama for signing the order to close Gitmo and the CIA secret prisons. Sanguinist gives us some cynical advice on what to do with the detainees, and we move on to looking at the stimulus bill and all the crap done to try and win Republican support (and didn't THAT work out so well) before getting massively sidetracked on the merits of Satan's continued employment and the concept of Teddy Roosevelt being sworn in on a stack of titty mags. We get back on topic by giving a look at our favorite bits from Obama's Inaugural Address before getting sidetracked yet again on the fun that is Abstinence Only education (and the angel whose job it is to stamp the paperwork when souls are created. We also create yet another superhero: Superlube!)We close out this topic by looking at the possibility of the U.N. arresting Bush for war crimes. Sanguinist closes out our scheduled topics by reporting on the number of Bird Flu deaths in China this year so far and how this may KILL US ALL! We also look at how the Bush administration missed the boat on not using the CDC to justify kidnapping. And the Boy closes us out with an old prostitution joke. Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com.  Music used with permission by DJ Lodger.

[ Thu, 5 Feb 2009 17:05:00 GMT ]

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