In my endless research (read: internet dickaround time) I've come across another, albeit significantly darker, Augie Rios Christmas song called Ol' Fatso. Yeah... here's the song:Augie Rios - Ol' Fatso.mp3Check the lyrics, yo:CHORUS:Don’t care who you are Ol’ FatsoGet those reindeer off the roofDon’t care who you are Ol’ FatsoGet those reindeer off the roofNo you can’t fool me becauseThere ain’t no Santa ClausThere ain’t no Santa Claus And I got proof.There was a little fellowWho just wouldn’t believeThere really was a Santa ClausEven on Christmas EveAnd when one Christmas Eve he heardA clatter overheadHe opened up his window wideAnd this what he said:[CHORUS]Though Santa Claus had brought himA big bag full of toysEnough of Christmas presentsFor a dozen little boysSome choo choo trains and cowboysAnd a whole Apache tribeThe boy looked up and said,Oh no! I ain’t taking no bribes[CHORUS]Well next year Santa came aroundAnd brought a favourite toyTo everybody but a certainUnbelieving boyThe moral of this storyIs very sad but trueIf you don’t believe in Santa ClausHe won’t believe in youDon’t care who you are young fellowKeep those reindeer on the roofDon’t care who you are young fellowKeep those reindeer on the roofOh you fool no-one becauseThere is a Santa ClausThere is a Santa ClausAnd I got proof.Yes, there is a Santa ClausAnd I got proof.Surprised this wasn't quite the hit that Donde Esta Santa Claus was?(Found via PopArchives)

[ Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:37:01 -0600 ]

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