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IFOC Podcasts|There will be peace when the Gnomes love their children more than they hate us Episode

In the nursery, we keep it simple: babies coming in equals babies going out. Come up short, and security checks the tapes before “Stolen Baby” makes the evening news. But when we come up with extra, that’s worse. "Damn those Gnomes," said Nurse Riley. "They sneak their agents into nurseries to infiltrate our species." This giggling, squirming lump in a standard-issue diaper is no child. Riley pointed out the beard-stubble and bright red shaving rash. The look in her eyes: sadness and horror. I signed the authorization. Quarantine, then furnace termination. They don't scream, even while burning. Damn this war.

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