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Something Vaguely Reasonable|S2E23: June 29th Show Episode
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On
the docket for this week:
-Lawyers,
Guns, and Money
We
begin with discussing the possibility of putting together a show made
of pre-show clips, then we beg for e-mails by insulting you, Gentle
Listener, in bad French accents. And we mentally picture cats
spraying both laptop and owner. And all of this before finishing the
intros. And before we hit our first topic, we also plug the
Thundercats blooper reel.
On
the first topic of lawyers, we talk about the seventeen year old who
was decapitated by Batman. Well, okay, it was the Batman ride at Six
Flags. We also touch again briefly on other ride accidents. And
Largo, in poor taste, invokes the silly sound effect overlays used in
the '60s Adam West show, while Sanguinist theorizes possible (and
cynical) reasons why the kid might have been under the rollercoaster
in the first place.
We
then digress on to the Boy's vacation plans and why it's an extremely
poor idea for him to go White Water Rafting, Largo's thrill level at
taking care of the dogs, and why Sanguinist will smoke a turd in
Hell.
Sangunist
then brings up the guns by discussing the recent Supreme Court
decision to allow Guns in D.C. We then derail for about a minute with
huge gales of laughter caused by the Boy's uncontrolled bodily
functions. We really apologize. But it is funny :P We then get back
on the topic as Sanguinist traces the path of the argument, explains
his worldview, and covers briefly how the Pennsylvania state
constitution covers gun ownership. We then discuss the other way to
control gun deaths; guns are free, lets make bullets really, really
expensive.
We
digress again as Sanguinist asks why we don't have more crossbowings
rather than shootings and the Boy tries to sell Smell-O-Vision yet
again, and Sangunist reminisces about how National Geographic was,
once upon a time, porn for those who couldn't get porn.
We
then get back to the gun conversation by talking about Olbermann's
reaction to the decision, then close it out by discussing how knives
are sneaky weapons while guns are somehow supposed to be honorable.
Continuing
with the guns, we mock the French when a hostage simulation went
wrong and the participants ended up firing live ammo, wounding
sixteen. This quickly digresses to a discussion bout getting drive
thru and the stupid things some kids do to the employees working it.
We then invite those teens to go lick bear anuses in order to get
high. It works, we swear :P
We
then slide over into the money by briefly mentioning that Vince
McMahon is trying to buy viewers by giving away money on Raw. We then
discover that he can't even buy our attention for more than a few
minutes as we digress on to using mutated insects as vehicles a la
failed '80s toy line Sectaurs.
Remember, there is no show next, so eat some over grilled food for us.
Email
us at: svreasonable@gmail.com
Music
used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's
Way
[ Tue, 1 Jul 2008 20:41:00 GMT ]
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