<!-- @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> On the docket for this week we have: -The End of Our Long National Nightmare - Hulk Smash Suck-Ass Merchandise! First up, Sanguinist declares his running mate for the '08 election and the Boy poses like a centerfold. Feel great fear, Gentle Listener. We then sling into our examination of Hillary's exit from the primary and why her speech pissed Sanguinist off. We also challenge you to start up the official SVR Gym Floor count (and rampantly beg for email from a variety of demographics) and compare the Clintons to Jabba the Hutt and Salacious Crumb to great comedic effect. Sanguinist then admits that Obama may be the first politician that he's liked since Regan (don't hold it against him, he was in third grade) and the boy stirs up a potentially good take on Big Oil set to an old Sir Mix-a-Lot song. Sanguinist gets us back on topic by discussing his fondest wish; the advent of the Leaper Gnome party (or any political party other than the Democratic and Republican.) We then touch on the gas tax holiday, how politicians and grifters are waaaay too similar, the fact that Pennsylvanians are still bitter, and the fact that M-16s were indeed made by Mattel (though G.I. Joe is made by Hasbro.) We close this topic out by discussing Rupert Murdoch's pre-war prediction that oil would be $20 a barrel. We then shift gears and talk briefly about leaked information about Transformers 2 (including speculation about how Jazz will come back to life and whether or not we'll be seeing Unicron.) We also compare Megan Fox and the actress from Undead, and then recast Prime as Sean Connery and talk about the Flask of Leadership. We close the show out by discussing our plans to see both The Incredible Hulk and The Happening before the next show and why we hope Hulk will be good (we also digress over to The Fantastic four for a minute or two, as well as the fact that Hulk really is a radioactive Jekyll and Hyde story, which in and of itself is a temperance story.) We also guess that, much like The Mist, The Happening will likely be Sanguinist's feel-good movie of the summer before returning to the Hulk; specifically to how bad the merchandise is (though we enjoy the fact that the Hulk Smash board game at least has a Hulk fist that can be used as a sex toy.) We end with gamma irradiated Kermit porn, gods help us. <!-- @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> <!-- @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com Music used with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way

[ Wed, 11 Jun 2008 22:43:00 GMT ]

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