The show starts off this week with Dizzle having an intervention with Allen asking Madd Jayy why he shows up late EVERY week.  The main sticking point is that Madd Jayy does not just show up late but adds insult to injury by taking 10 minutes to walk to the car once hes in sight.  Madd Jayy as usual trys to defer blame and shift it onto the rest of the people by saying that no one told him they were on their way till the last second.  There are holes all through that explantion listen and let us know who you think is right.We go over the last survey we had on our wesbsite which was do you like fake breasts?  The overwhelming majority of our listeners wanted the real thing.  53 wanted the real thing, 23% wanted the real thing and 25% just wanted a breast.  Dizzle is all for fake breasts on women with deformed breasts.  Allen said he felt some fakes ones and some real ones at a strip club recently and could not tell the difference.  H-Dizzle said that Allen is luck he did not get arrested.  Check out the latest poll we are having on our website at www.getlaidradio.com and vote for who is the hottest race of women.  Dizzle votes for Nepalese women as the hottest race of women on the planet.  We need your input so send us an email with your suggestoins of who is the hottest. Allen says that black women give the best lap dances. Allen says that black women let him touch them during lap dances thats why he loves them for dances.  Dizzle thinks its because they are impoverished and trying to make a living. Madd Jayy says its just that black owmen know how to dance.We had recently given allen and madd jayy some really cheesy porns that come free in Hustler magazine and wanted them to rate them.  Allen semeed to have gone home and watched the movies within a matter of seconds.  He called back H-dizzle with his rating within a matter of a couple of hours.  His favorite one is "Misison Asscomplished" It is about a sci-fi themed mission where the guys have to accomplish a missoin and defeat the enemy.  Its filled with double entroundras about penetrating forces, needing distractions, and fucking the enemy and going in the backdoor.  Our next guest is Eric Powers from Madison Hybrids.  He comes on to tell us all about hypermiling and hypermilers.  He is able to get extremely high gas mileage MPG on his vehicle.  He drives a Honda Insight that gets over 70MPG.  With these high gas prices tihs is just the guy our average joe wants to hear from.  Its time to use his tips to keep extra money in your pocket.  He gives us many tips on getting better gas mileage. Eric starts off with some really basic tips such as overinflate your tires, slow down to the speed limit, park on a hill, coast in neutral downhill.  He then tells us about some insane tricks that have helped other hypermilers achieve as much as 120mpg such as tailgating Eighteen 18 wheeler trucks. Dizzle and Madd Jayy worry about rock chips and possibly getting into a lethal accident or causing a dangerous situation.  Listen to his interview and I think you are going to start saving a lot of money every month.Dizzle brings up Wayne Gerdes who Dizzle thinks ia a real A-hole.  Dizzle finds his methods dangerous and reads some examples of them. He brings up the fact that he was banned from his website for having the screen name Get laid radio.  If you want to read his methods you can read about them at the CleanMPG forum he runs.   Eric talks about his 2002 Honda Insight which gets 70MPG year round and he can get as high as 80MPH during the summer.  Eric says that the car didnt sell well because of its looks...Allen says he doesnt care if his car looked like a lump of shit if it got 80MPG.  Eric discusses why not all cars are hybrid at this point and points to the high cost of purchasing one which might run you an extra $3,000 vs a gasoline engine.  He also gives us a top list of fuel efficient hybrid vehicles which get the best mileage and provide the best value when it comes to space, looks and gas mileage.Eric talks about cars such as Toyota Yari, the Honda Civic Hyrbrid, Toyota Prius and a few other cars. D-Hdizzle also has a car on his list which he wants to get which he thinks is the best looking, performing, and fuel efficient vehicle and thats the mini cooper.If you want to check out Eric's site you can goto www.hybridfest.com and hang out with him.Ecomodders.com - ways to fix up your carGassavers.com - ways to save gasDizzle plays a prank call he made to a guy whose computer was unsecured in a hotel room and his friend got in and found a bunch of porn and his name.  This leads us to talking about the pain olympics video we talked about a few shows ago.  It is a guy cutting off his own penis and then popping his balls and testicles completely out his scrotum onto a cutting board.  Madd Jayy says it looks like bround beef when its done.  You can check out the video here.  Madd Jayy does not think its real but Dizzle and Allen think its real.  Allen talks about a horse fucking a guy to death that you can watch on the internet if you search for Mr. hands.  There is a documentary available called Zoo that won the Sundance film festival about this video.There is also another video Dizzle talks about a asian girl and a white guy having sex while mountain climbing hanging from a rope that you can see here.

[ Wed, 4 Jun 2008 00:43:00 GMT ]

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