<!-- @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } --> Warning: contents of this show may mutate in speaking... We start the show with a disclaimer that we've already used up most of our funny for the weekend, then proceed to talk about politically incorrect Mario brothers and why Uwe Boll can continue to make movies. Officially on the docket is: -Mrs. Clinton, stop; just stop. -I went to break up this kegger and all I got was a lousy rootbeer -The American President that America has been waiting for. From America. -You can put an eye out, kids. We promptly then digress with discussions about a Stallone zombie vs. Godzilla, improvised weapons from the days of our youth, and poo flinging monkeys. Trying to drag this runaway train back on track, we then move on to the belief that Hillary Clinton is doing more damage to the Democratic party than the Republican machine, then digress again onto pornstar Muppets, Bill getting laid when he was in town, Obma's speech about racial issues, and, surprise, zombies. We then link back to Hillary from zombieland and promptly segue into how politics prematurely age folks and the Pennsylvania primary. The primary leads to another digression into the Magic Bullet Theory and how the man who helped design it can sometimes make sense. We then drift on to using human waste as energy and mining landfills for methane and precious metals. We close this topic by examining using a penis as an anti-theft device. The second topic touches on schools overstepping their boundaries by suspending a couple of kids for suspicion of drinking alcohol and the ingenious response put together by their fellow students. We then digress into doing donuts in the parking lot in the short, green bus and get serious again by examining parental responsibilities and professional responsibilities. We then somehow slide on to the Inquisition. After that, we examine the concept that every president has been an American and the implications therein for the McCain candidacy and Arnold's future in politics. We also explore the Founding Fathers' definition of American. And the concept of a D&D god of plastic surgery somehow creeps in, as do a few celebrity divorces. We then diverge once again into the lunatic fringe of celebrity e-mail, morning show rip-offs, and talking to demons. We close the show out by discussing the dangers of flying with nipple piercings. Namely, the dangers of TSA agents overstepping their authority. We then somehow fall away to rats eating severed penises, cannibalism practiced on mimes, and polar bear and tiger attacks. We close with a special delivery from Pandora and the Indiana Jones Christmas Special. Email us at: svreasonable@gmail.com Music provided with permission by DJ Lodger and Colin's Way.

[ Wed, 2 Apr 2008 00:41:00 GMT ]

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