Sorry for the week off from the show but a LOT has happened since the last show and youre about to hear all about it.   Madd Jayy is back this week and he smells like soap big time.  Luis V eyes started to water from the soap smell.  The show starts out discussing Luis V being called god by one of our listeners.  Now we know why Mexican guys hang their flags over their car windshield because God is from their country.    First off H-Dizzle talks about his trip to Monterrey Mexico.  He usually travels by bus to meet his girlfriend down in Mexico but this time there was nothing but drama.  Everything seems to being going wrong from the beginning.  It seems like some divine intervention was going down this time and God himself did not want H-Dizzle to make it there.  It all begins when H-Dizzle leaves his house an hour early to get there and runs into a car accident and barely makes it to his bus.  Then he sees a man and a woman running between traffic on the highway feeder road chasing down a Chihuahua.    The trouble all begins when H-Dizzle arrives at the Mexican border.   The border police at the Laredo side try to hustle H-Dizzle but hes not having any of it.  Thatâs when the problems started.  You see H-Dizzle usually goes another way into Mexico at the Roma border where he does not have to pay any fees to enter the country but turns out Laredo is packed with corrupt police and border agents.  The agents at this border crossing try to get 50$ out of H-Dizzle.  Dizzle starts to aruge with them so they make him X-ray his bags.  When they X-ray his bags they see its packed with cameras and laptop computers.  The agents try to get Dizzle to leave his bags outside and lock him inside.  They then take his passport.  Seconds later 3 soliders with machine guns surround H-Dizzle and try to scare him.  Listen to the rest of the story as you hear about H-Dizzle getting walked across the border at gunpoint and getting expelled from Mexico.  How he snuck back in, his girlfriendâs car breaking down and the ingenious way in which the Mexican tow truck towed him with a tire and a bumper.  How did he get reunited with his girlfriend after being left alone with all his bags in one of the most violent town in America.    Now its time for some payback.  Luis V says its time to call up the Mexican Consulate and complain about his treatment.  Somehow he misdials the phone and ends up on the line with Taco Bell.  The lady on the other line freaks out and H-Dizzle says you know what forget the complaint just deliver me a gordita with everything and he will forgive them. Luis V is translating for Dizzle the entire time.               Dizzle calls up his girlfriend now to find out how the trip went.  She starts yelling at Dizzle about being cheap when he was down in Mexico and not paying for everything.  Then his girlfriendâs brother gets into her room and she starts to fight with her brother.  The entire time Luis V is translating into Spanish even though Dizzleâs girlfriend speaks English. This starts to annoy the hell out of Dizzleâs girlfriend who thinks that Luis V is a guy named Esteban.  She starts to call Dizzle cheap and that he has not spend any money on her when he was down there.  Dizzle replies that he left her 150 pesos when he left for her to spend.  She gets real angry and says that 150 pesos is only 15$ and that would not last more than a day down there.   Next up Luis V reveals how he went to his friends wedding recently and dropped his entire paycheck on his friend.  Luis V is traditionally horrible with his finances but this time what he did really took the cake.  Luis went to his friends wedding with the last 400$ he had to his name.  Luis makes about 400$ a week and rent is due this week.  That did not deter Luis from his stupidity.  He decides to dance with his friend and pin some money on his lapel.  The customary thing to do is pin between $10 and 20$ but Luis is so drunk he pins his entire paycheck on his friend.  Thatâs 400$!!!!!  Thatâs not just stupid thatâs stupid times 4.  He actually was stupid enough to pin four 100$ bills on his friend.  After he got sober he realized what he did and decided to let his friend have it.  Should his friend have given him back the moey or kept it?  You decide.  Should Luis V get into porn to pay his bills?  Could he be the next Ron Jeremy?  Madd Jayy suggests that Luis V should do gay porn.  Luis says he would do it only if he was a top.  This brings up the guy James from Big Brother 9 who has posed in gay porn.  Listen to all the discussions this week from Alexandra Dupree to Audrina Patridge from the Hills posing naked.    

[ Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:46:00 GMT ]

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