This weeks show features the launch of our new website at www.getlaidradio.com  We also introduce a new guest XXavier T a relationship expert.  The shows starts off with H-Dizzle noticing fruit flies flying all around his apartment.  He wants  to know where they come from because he thinks its from a Extra Large PIMP cup that his roomate has laying around.  The cup lays next to the dishes and its starting to develop a green slimy grime around it that looks dangerous.  XXavier and Madd Jayy suggest he starts offering to wash the cup but break it mistakenly while washing it.Madd Jayy shows up to the show again smelling like soap.  Dizzle says whenever he has to go pick up Madd Jayy for the show he smells too much like soap and its overpowering. Everyone tries to figure out what the soap is, could it be Jergens, Dove, Irish Spring?  No one knows.  Dizzle says taht Madd Jayy is 99% pure like Dove soap but turns out thats not even the slogan. Madd Jayy's skin lets off a intense steam when he sits down to do the show.  This man does not sweat he STEAMS!!!!Metalhead makes an appearance to do his gossip game again.  As usual we catch him on a bus to Mexico to head off to wrestle for the weekend.  We try to figure out if Metalhead is on a Greyhound bus or if its a nicer bus.  When Dizzle introduces Metalhead to XXavier it causes him to explode when he finds out that someone else is sitting on his chair.  Metalhead says he wants his chair back but she can sit on "Big Daddy's " lap.  XXavier and Metalhead get into an argument when XXavier confronts Metalhead on why he has to take a bus instead of an airplane.  We get Metalhead to shut up for one second and he finally gets to his gossip game.  No one can figure out how Metalhead is able to even get gossip when he is on the way to Mexico.  Listen to the top 3 gossips Metalhead gives out and figure out which one is real.This weeks stories were Naomi Campbell and Tryra Banks were trying to start their own Victoria Secret store. Kim Kardasian and Reggie Bush got into a fight and he would not give her a wedding ring because all she cares about is herself and her career.  Britney Spears got into a fight with a papparzzi when Shannon Dohrethy came out of a nightclub and Britney Spears got jealous and got angry.Can you figure which one is the fake story?  After the game Metalhead changes his attitude and tries to ask out XXavier.  XXavier replies that she is from the 504 area code and thats out of his league. As usual Metalhead does not know when to quit so we have to Hang up on him again.Get Laid Radio just launched their new forum on their new website www.getlaidradio.com and we are giving away a prize to the person that posts the funniest thread on there.  The winner will recieve a copy of the book Treat Your Man Like A V.I.P.Next up XXavier T talks about her book that she researched by going to all the best strip clubs on Bourbon Street.  She gives out some excellent tips from her book that would apply to both men and women.  Hear about how she was a hustler on the scene and was able to  make money as both a Cocktail waitress and a dancer.  Also hear about the ways in which the clubs track money, topless vs bottomless clubs, the different laws in states for clubs as well as the ingenious ways clubs get around these rules.XXavier talks about the worst thing she has heard someone tell her at a strip club.  It has something to do with lips and it wasn the lips on her mouth.  Dizzle brings up a club that used to be open near his house.  It was so bad that there were customers getting shot and strippers giving birth on stage mid dance.  XXavier brings up her recent trip to New Orleans where she left some pajamas at a friends house.  When she walked back to get them she found  her friend sniffing her panties.  Did her friend want to get caught sniffing her panties?  Has this happened to you?Xxavier wraps up the show with tips on how to give a girl an orgasm interanlly as well as externally.  Listen to find out about the simultaneous triple oragsm. How did Madd Jayy use a drumstick while drumming?    

[ Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:45:00 GMT ]

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